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1988-12-20
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Here are some jokes to which the response is: GRROOANN!!!
Q. Wot did Arnold Schwartzenegger say when asked about his
forthcoming part (fnarr fnarr!) in a new film about a
classical composer?
A. I'll be Bach!!.... Gettit? Good eh?!! Grrrooooaaann...
Q .What do you get if you cross Continental Circus with
Powerdrift??
A. Continental Drift!!! hahaha! Grooaann....
Three guys turn up at Heavens gates, God says to them:
"Youll need some wheels to get around but first I'll ask you
each the same question." And he asks to the first "Were you
honest and faithful all your life?" The 1st guy says "Narr,
I hated the bloody wife" God says "Oh dear, I'll let you
have a Skoda". The second says.. "Well there was another
woman once.." God gives him a Metro.. The 3rd says "Yes,,
all my life" And God gives him a Porsche. A while later the
three meet up.. But the guy with the Porsche is crying. "Wots
up?" ask the other two.. The Porsche guy says "Sniff..I've
just seen my wife... on a skateboard!!"......GROOOAAANNN!!!
One pile of sick to another.. "God youre awful!".. The other
says "I cant help it , it was the way I was brought up!"
....grroooaaann! LMB>>>>>>>>